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Entries from June 30th, 2006

Ketchup Decantation – The Definitive Report

June 30th, 2006 · 2 Comments · Aha! Items, Fascinations

How To Pour Ketchup From A Glass Bottle
As it is written,
Shake and shake the ketchup bottle
None will come
And then a lottle1
DrHGuy’s Decadent Qualifications
One should first understand that DrHGuy is exclusively interested in the skill of ketchup-pouring, and then only on a conceptual and dilettantish basis. In fact, were it not for his compassion and concern [...]

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How To (Correctly) Not Take Medications As Prescribed

June 29th, 2006 · 4 Comments · Bagatelles

Want to improve your healthcare and the healthcare system at large?
… and, in the process, decrease medical costs?
… without changing doctors, moving into an ashram, or giving up any of your disgusting vices?
Remember this promise from Take Your Blog Reader To Work Day?
Finally, sometime in the next few days, I’ll let you know about a [...]

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The Way Cool Booty Song

June 28th, 2006 · Comments Off · Music

The [Booty Got] Back Story
Fact #1: In the beginning, at least as far as this topic is concerned, was Found Magazine, and Found Magazine’s raison d’etre was — and still is
collect[ing] found stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids’ homework, to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, doodles- anything that gives a glimpse into someone else’s [...]

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