Heck Of A Guy

Here I am baby
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I’m yours

From Stevie Wonder’s Signed, Sealed, Delivered

Frost may or may not have been correct when he wrote, “Something there is that doesn’t love a wall,” but it’s inarguable that “No one there ain’t who, on occasion, wouldn’t find having ones own official seal darn handy.”

Oh, I suppose one could, for example, spend four years working ones way through medical school and another three or four years in a residency just to qualify to take a couple of exams, which one must then pass to earn a document with a nifty seal to hang on the wall of a Michigan Avenue office to convince patients that they are being treated by an “official” psychiatrist.

But perhaps you are possessed of the kind of noble spirit and independent demeanor that precludes begging a professional guild, governmental agency, educational institution, or other bureaucracy for that entity’s seal of approval to build a house, claim diplomatic immunity, or perform neurosurgery. If that’s the case, why not skip the time-consuming and annoying asking permission part by affixing your own seal of approval?

See what I mean by having an official seal being “darn handy?”

Yep, nothing says official like an official seal.

Nor is there is no reason to limit oneself to one seal. While I am quite taken by the black and white retro look of the Heck Of A Guy Official Seal at the top of this post, the macho federalism of the First Alternative Heck Of A Guy Official Seal shown below has its own appeal. Besides, what better evidence could there be that ones seal is genuine than documentation with another seal appended?

And now, obtaining ones own official seal is so much easier and cheaper than grinding through med school or bribing a city official.

Go thee hence to the
Official Seal Generator
Then, follow the site’s instructions,
Enter some text, choose a border and an emblem, pick your colors, and click the ‘Go’ button. An Official Seal will be generated for you.

May the certification be with you.

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