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Impossible is Nothing: Yale Senior/CEO/Professional Athlete Looking For Work

October 10th, 2006 at 9:19 pm · DrHGuy · No Comments

The Background

OK, who remembers Kaavya, the good-looking, bright, nineteen year old Harvard sophomore, who published a novel, How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life, that earned her a six figure advance and a two-book contract from Little, Brown, all of which went kerflooey when it was discovered that - oops - multiple passages from her novel were similar in style and content to passages from two of Megan McCafferty’s books? 1

Well, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Meet Aleksey Vayner, the new poster child for the Ivy League Chapter Of Fatally Flawed Fudgers

[The photo links to a screenshot of Vayner's profile on Model Mayhem]

While Kaavya did a bit of poorly planned self-promotion and, after her plagiarism was discovered, put up an ill advised quasi-amnesia defense, Aleksy, a senior at Yale, submitted an application for a hot shot banking position that was so over the top that his resume and video circulated through Wall Street like an OPEC price increase rumor. According to one hedge-fund analyst, “He single-handedly decreased trading volumes over the last two hours of the day because everyone was laughing too hard.”

And all that was before the - ah, … disparities began to show up.

The Story

If this story, which began circulating late last week is new to you, despair not; I’ve prepared a tutorial:

1. Read the summarized Dowjones Business News story at Yale Student’s Resume, Video Make Splash On Wall Street

2. I recommend the following posts at IvyGate.

3. And, finally, let’s go to the (Youtube) video



Footnotes

  1. See previous posts: Kaavya, Kaavya, Kaavya and Suspicions Raised That Many Passages From Opal Mehta Were Written By Kaavya Viswanathan

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