In Case You’re Unsure If You Live In Chicago, …
If … , You Live In Chicago
With her characteristically astute timing, Mrs Linklater posted last night, on the eve of an all too typical Chicago snowstorm, an assortment of Jeff Foxworthy’s trademark “If-Then” describers of those of us, redneck or not, who live in Chicago. A few of my favorites follow:
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in Chicago.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
you live in Chicago.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
you live in Chicago.
The complete list can be viewed at Mrs. Linklater’s Email Snicker Or Two
Added Value For Heck Of A Guy Readers
I’m offering an addition to this category based an observation of Julie’s:
If you own 37 coats, none of which is right for that day’s weather,
you live in Chicago.
37 coats and none of them is right? YESSSSSS! I’m wearing three of them right now.
Comment by Mrs. Linklater — December 2, 2006 @ 9:38 pm