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DrHGuy Cyber-Bookmarks: 16 December 2006

December 16th, 2006 at 6:32 am · DrHGuy · No Comments



A sporadically promulgated annotated listing of arguably worthwhile, recently published online reading, new or revised websites of potential utility or ostensible interest, and other internet-accessible experiences that, were it not for the casually collected, cavalierly collated, & capriciously collocated components comprising these posts, could easily be overlooked - which would be, in some cases, a shame


Readings

The first Nowell complaint led to merry laughter by Eric Zorn Chicago Tribune 14 Dec 2006
I have a perverse affection for columns, such as this one, that debunk assumptions. In this case, the actual lyrics and meaning of some familiar Christmas Carols, including the one I’ve always (mistakenly, as it turns out) thought was titled “The First Noel,” are set forth. Besides, how often does DrHGuy have the opportunity to adorn a link the Trib with something complimentary? That’s gotta be worth something when Santa peruses his Naughty and Nice Lists.



The Not-So-Dismal Science: How economists measure whether you’re happy By Tim Harford Slate Dec. 9, 2006. The economic perspective should, after all, provide some insight into human happiness since, as the author notes, “since the 1930s, economic theory has proclaimed that the only standard of what makes people happy is what they do. You chose to eat another Twinkie? We, the economists, can only presume that this was the choice that maximized your happiness.” And how is happiness measured? Well, funny you should ask. There are two methods economists use:

Researchers can ask some variant of the question [All things considered, are you happy with your life as a whole these days?] in an attempt to measure overall satisfaction with life. Or, they can use the “day reconstruction method,” which is championed by Krueger and psychologist Daniel Kahneman, who despite claiming to know little about economics has been awarded the Nobel Prize in the subject. This method tries to measure the flow of emotion by asking people to think back over a recent day and reconstruct what they did—had breakfast, got the kids ready for school, drove to work, sat in a meeting, and so on—and how they felt while they did it.

The findings of the second method are especially impressive and insightful. Consider this:

… when you ask people how happy they are, the answer you get will depend on whether the sun is shining or whether they have just found a dime on the floor. … That just shows how vulnerable people’s views of their own satisfaction with life are. … measures of life satisfaction are based on heavily edited memories of actual experiences. People recall the peaks, gloss over the troughs, and are influenced by recent events, including sunshine and serendipitous dimes. The kind of person who says she is happy with her life, then, is the kind of person who is experiencing lots of intense, positive emotion, even if there is a lot of anxiety thrown in there, too. High-powered city types remember the excitement of the deal but forget the misery of the long commute.



Tushology By Rebecca Skloot. New York Times December 10, 2006.
It’s about time. DrHGuy has long labored as an admirer of female callipygian splendor, abetted only by his intuitive judgment and appreciation, finely honed by years of observation. Finally, science has shifted its attention from trivia such as finding solutions to disease and famine, discovering the basis of life, and exploring space to a task more central and essential to the human condition: formulas for calculating the quality of male and female buttocks.

The equation that describes the quality of the female rear end, according to Holmes, is (S + C) x (B + F)/T - V, where S = Overall Shape (“including tendency to droop”), C = Circularity, B = Bounce Factor (not to be confused with “wobble”), F = Firmness (with perfect being “like a comfy bed”), T = Skin Texture and V = Vertical Ratio (the goal: “on the top-heavy side of symmetrical”). For the male rear end, the equation replaces bounce, circularity and vertical ratio with M (Muscularity), L (Leanness) and O (Overall Symmetry).

As David Holmes, the scientist responsible fore the formulas notes, There’s an awful lot more to bums than you might think,”



Your Presents Are Requested By Doree Shafrir Slate Dec. 13, 2006
This is in the same vein as The Goldilocks Gift Story: Too Expensive, Too Cheap, & Just Right. Slate reviews or, in mothers cases rips, the gift suggestions emanating from these periodicals, Outside, New York, Wired, Cookie, Lucky, Real Simple, InStyle, Consumer Reports, Gourmet , andElle , rating their choices, presentation, organization, style, etc.

Web Sites

Like.com



The shopping theme serves as a segue to Like.com, a search engine that analyzes both text and images as queries. Select a photo of a nifty watch, like the watch Paris Hilton is wearing in this picture (or type a description of the watch in the search box), and Like.com compares a “visual signature” for the query image to present you with an array of nifty watches from various retailers. Then, highlight the element of the watch you like (e.g., the strap, the watch face, etc), Like.com produces other watches with similar elements. Further refinements are possible with sliders that rank the relative importance of those elements.

It’s a double play. From a tech perspective, Like.com is the first true visual image search engine. From a National Enquirer point of view, Like.com is an entrée to ones favorite celebrity’s closet.

Tags: Media Mayhem