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The Heartland Spa Photodocumentary

March 27th, 2007 · No Comments · Fascinations

The Queens Of The Heartland

Lawanda brought home photos from the week she spent with Hippie With Tiara, Princess of Peds, and a half-dozen other friends at the Heartland Spa. Most, alas, included those friends and are consequently not appropriate for this blog – as long as the protection fees are paid in a timely fashion.

Four pictures, however, are of interest.

The top photo, for example, portrays a landscape that, despite the pre-Spring setting, appears quite wonderful.

While I was regaled by descriptions of delectably healthy meals, I note that the only photo that showed food other than tea focused exclusively on items that appear suspiciously similar to cookies.

The Clothes Fairy Search Continues

Readers may recall an earlier post, In Search Of The Heartland Spa Clothes Fairy, which included a laboratory simulation of a Clothes Fairy visitation.

While there were no confirmed sightings of the Clothes Fairy, Lawanda did capture the actual results of her exertions. The guest simply deposits the dirty clothing on the heart-shaped mat, thusly,


Shortly thereafter, the Clothes Fairy whisks away the nasty duds, replacing them with a clean, neatly folded outfit, thusly,


Très cool, eh?

The Clothes Fairy is yet another reason that

It’s good to be the Queen

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Credit Due Department
The Heck Of A Guy blog issues a hearty thank-you to Lady Lawanda for the pix.


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