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The Singles Map – Looking For Love In The Right Places

April 22nd, 2007 · No Comments · Fascinations

Location, Location, Location

Maverick: This is what I call a target rich environment.
Goose: You live your life between your legs Mav.
Maverick: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose: Hell, I’d be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.

–From Top Gun

Those looking for love1 might do well to opt for the Target Rich Environment approach, because, as Maverick astutely notes, there are locations in which women so predominate numerically that the odds of a man finding a desirable partner improve significantly. And vice-versa.

There are limitations to this strategy. Alaskan women, for example, have long lamented that their “odds are good, but the goods are odd.”

Still, the numbers game has a certain appeal and prompts one to action.

Having noted that giant orange circle around the Chicago area, I, for example, will be contacting my Realtor to suggest placing a Heck Of A House “For Sale” ad in Maxim, Playboy, Penthouse, Femme Fatales , Perfect 10, Stuff, etc. Not only might the guys who subscribe to those periodicals find the favorable women to men ratio enticing, but those who believe that (1) somewhere there exists bevies of babes who are 5′ 10″ tall, are endowed with spectacular bosoms, tiny waists, and long, luscious legs, and weigh 102 pounds and (2) the Letters to Penthouse are accurate depictions of a single guy’s life might pay the full asking price.

Credit Due Department

The Creativity Exchange put The Singles Map, developed from National Geographic’s February Issue, online.

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  1. More specifically, those looking for single individuals of the opposite sex []

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