White Whine: One Of My Favorite Tumblelogs
… Most of the Time
White Whine will be achingly funny for several days so I’ll relax and enjoy it. Then, when I let my guard down, it will try to make a joke out of an absolutely legitimate problem that I have to handle myself, unless I can hire someone to do it for me.
I mean, what’s funny about real problems? “High property taxes for people who live in big houses” – does that sound like a punch line? No, it does not.
But the rest of the time, White Whine is pretty darn funny.
Mary would use an explanmation point after “No, it does not.”
Mary uses explanmation points every where she can shoe-horn them in. She might even have broken-up the sentence this way (to work in an extra one):
No! It does not! I only regret that there is no way to work in a conma or two, just to obfuscate.
Hi Ben! (waving!)