White Whine: One Of My Favorite Tumblelogs
… Most of the Time
White Whine will be achingly funny for several days so I’ll relax and enjoy it. Then, when I let my guard down, it will try to make a joke out of an absolutely legitimate problem that I have to handle myself, unless I can hire someone to do it for me.
I mean, what’s funny about real problems? “High property taxes for people who live in big houses” - does that sound like a punch line? No, it does not.
But the rest of the time, White Whine is pretty darn funny.
2 responses so far ↓
1 ben // Mar 10, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Mary would use an explanmation point after “No, it does not.”
2 Mary // Mar 11, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Mary uses explanmation points every where she can shoe-horn them in. She might even have broken-up the sentence this way (to work in an extra one):
No! It does not! I only regret that there is no way to work in a conma or two, just to obfuscate.
Hi Ben! (waving!)