From the email, it appears that yesterday’s post, Oh My Cohen! They’re Calling Us A Cult, was insufficient to dissuade some from the vile and sinful belief that there is a Cult of Leonard Cohen.
Very well – Behold, ye doubters, …
This Is A Sign That There Is No Cult Of Leonard Cohen
Those of you who fell prey to the Cult of Leonard Cohen Heresy but now repent of that iniquity and long for forgiveness are hereby instructed to say five Hail Anjani’s and two I’m Your Man’s.
Then, go in peace and sin no more.
The Final Judgment
Here at the monastery, we are fervently praying that there will be no necessity for
Cult Of Leonard Cohen Heresy, Part III:
No One Expects The Canadian Inquisition