Ketchup Bottle Pounding Trilogy Complete
In June 2006, not long after the launch of this blog, Ketchup Decantation – The Definitive Report was published as the go-to reference on the extraction of ketchup from the classic glass ketchup bottle, a distinction it retains unto the current day.
Given the comprehensiveness of that post and the almost total replacement of the afore mentioned rigid bottle as ketchup container in favor of squeeze bottles and packets, there was every reason to think – and, yes, even hope – that the treatise on ketchup disgorgement would be the sole blog entry featuring the iconic bottle.
Then came,
The Final Sopranos Episode
The 2007 ketchup bottle pounding post focused on Tony’s frustration with the ineffective efforts of his lunch colleague to spread ketchup on his hamburger and, as shown below, his solution to the problem.
Note:
The Heck Of A Guy ketchup corpus has been further expanded
See bottom of page under “Other Ketchup Decantation Posts.”
The Dressing For Pleasure “Harder” Campaign
And now, for 2008, the Heck Of A Guy blog is only mildly embarrassed to present, from the wacky world of advertising, a proposed campaign that involves overcoming the difficulties of moving ketchup from within a bottle onto ones food.
That it also involves a touch (albeit a firm touch) of kink is just a bonus.
Bonus: More Punching The Bottom Of A Ketchup Bottle
For only $89.95, plus $15.95 shipping, this vintage 1984 Heinz Ketchup Bottle Phone can be yours (from Novelty Phones).
Other Ketchup Decantation Posts
- Ketchup Decantation – The Definitive Report
- Ketchup With The Sopranos
- Ketchup Decantation Effect – The Video Exposé
Ah. Memories. The decantation, the footnotes, it was love at first read.
Been wild busy lately or I would stop in more often. Think of you(r blog) every time I order a hamburger.
Well. It is something.