CPR – Cohenphilic Personality Resuscitation

Emergency Treatment Of Cohenphilic Crisis

A fundamental function of medical diagnoses in general is the derivation and organization of effective, disease-specific treatment methodologies.

And, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the most prevalent pathology afflicting Leonard Cohen fans, is no exception to that principle.

The International Board Of Cohenphilology has recently released the first approved protocols for emergency treatment of Cohenphilic Personality Disorder patients suffering from Cohenphilic Crisis, the syndrome of  acute, severe feelings of desolation, melancholia, and existential angst that is secondary to extended Leonard Cohen World Tour concert deprivation1  and that is unresponsive to routine therapeutic management, such as  playing recordings of Leonard Cohen performances, visiting LeonardCohenForum, and even perusing Heck Of A Guy blog .

CPR (Cohenphilic Personality Resuscitation) recommendations break down into a personnel-dependent choice between two treatment sequences:

CPR Steps – If You Are Leonard Cohen

CPR Steps – If You Are Not Leonard Cohen

  1. Although similar Cohenphilic Crisis pandemics have been linked to previous Leonard Cohen Tours, most recently in 1993 and 1988, the current strain appears particularly virulent, resulting in large numbers of  patients requiring multiple admissions to the only available intensive care units – center stage, front row seats at a Leonard Cohen concert. []

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