From the email, it appears that yesterday’s post, Oh My Cohen! They’re Calling Us A Cult, was insufficient to dissuade some from the vile and sinful belief that there is a Cult of Leonard Cohen. Very well – Behold, ye doubters, … This Is A Sign That There Is No Cult Of Leonard Cohen Forgiveness [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Bagatelles'
The Cult Of Leonard Cohen Heresy, Part II
March 28th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bagatelles, Leonard Cohen
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Thank You Card Crisis Averted At Last Moment – Republic Saved
March 23rd, 2008 · Comments Off · Bagatelles, Fascinations, Friends-Family
The Secret Threat Now Revealed In a classic display of brinkmanship, the threat of a seemingly imminent catastrophic rift between the hitherto mutually adoring – and perhaps not incidentally, adorable – Very Very Good Girl (VVGG) and DrHGuy was thwarted just before the covert conflict was to surface as a post on the Heck of [...]
Whispering Sweet Nothings In The Ears Of God
March 17th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bagatelles
About once every 3 or 4 months, I email a friend, whom I haven’t seen in person in years. about a mundane point medical point; the following is an excerpt from the end of one such email exchange. DrB: Hope all is well, and that this interminable winter will end soon. DrHGuy: From your lips [...]
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The Super Bowl Memoirs Of DrHGuy
February 3rd, 2008 · Comments Off · Bagatelles, Self-Referential
As it turns out, DrHGuy is, at best, a fair weather football fan so ferreting out the top three Super Bowl memories is fairly easy. Super Bowl Memory #3: The First Super Bowl A high school buddy and I spent an hour or two of January 15 1967 in my 1957 Chevy, listening to the [...]
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Eulogy For Chuckles Lauds Clown, Laughter, Trouser Effervescence
February 1st, 2008 · Comments Off · Bagatelles
A little song, A little dance, A little seltzer down your pants Chuckles The Clown WJM TV Minneapolis, MN ____________________ Chuckles Bites The Dust Is The Heck of a Guy Heck of a Eulogy Award Winner In The Following Categories: Best Eulogy For A Fictional Character Most Delightful Eulogy Best Eulogy Delivered Using The Phrase, [...]
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The Opposite Of Eulogy Is – Eulogy
January 30th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bagatelles
An Aside On The Meaning Of “Eulogy” Two observations from my recent research on eulogies1 follow: 1. Every formal definition of eulogy revolves around its approbative quality – to eulogize an individual is to praise him or her. Consider, for example, the accumulation of definitions and descriptions of “eulogy” found at Answers.com: A laudatory speech [...]
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Graham Chapman And The Parrot Are Dead – A Eulogy To Die For
January 28th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bagatelles, Self-Referential
Heck of a Guy Eulogy Research Lives On As I noted in yesterday’s post, He Was One Heck Of A Guy – The Eulogy, my personal participation in the preparation of my eulogy appears necessary if the desired high-quality, fulsomely overblown, raucous yet cockle-warming send-off is to be assured. Currently, that effort focuses on a [...]
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He Was One Heck Of A Guy – The Eulogy
January 27th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bagatelles, Self-Referential
DrHGuy Memorial Service Walk-through: Act II, Scene 12, Alternative B Being Really Prepared I’ve been considering eulogies lately. I hasten to interject that this is not a subtle signal that my demise is fast approaching. On the other hand, I do have some concerns that, should my friends await my last breath before preparing their [...]
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Latest Good Clean Wholesome Fun Entries
January 15th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bagatelles
From #1. Hot Library Smut The Ten Most Recent Posts At GoodCleanWholesome Fun1 [Note: The links below go directly to the single item described. All 10 entries and the posts that preceded them can be accessed together at GoodCleanWholesome Fun] Hot Library Smut Americans Use Excessive Force, or None at All, Battling Diseases Walk Score [...]
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Lord of Leisure Vs Semliki Forest Virus
November 19th, 2007 · Comments Off · Bagatelles
Contest Continues For Years With Unknown Rules and Indeterminate Scoring – Yet Isn’t Cricket To quickly and efficaciously invoke the mood appropriate to this tale, the reader is advised to imagine an introduction offered by either Rod Serling uttering half-ominously, half whimsically, one of his cryptic preambles to a Twilight Zone episode, “Submitted for your [...]
