Leonard Cohen’s Jukebox

Biggest Influence on My Music – The jukebox. I lived beside jukeboxes all through the fifties. … I never knew who was singing. I never followed things that way. I still don’t. I wasn’t a student of music; I was a student of the restaurant I was in — and the waitresses. The music was a part of it. I knew what number the song was.

- Leonard Cohen (Yakety Yak by Scott Cohen, 1994)

Leonard Cohen’s Jukebox: Over the years, Leonard Cohen has mentioned a handful of specific songs he favors. Leonard Cohen’s Jukebox is a Heck Of A Guy feature that began collecting these tunes for the edification and entertainment of viewers on April 4, 2009. All posts in the Leonard Cohen’s Jukebox series can be found at the Leonard Cohen’s Jukebox Page.

Foetus & Jim Thirlwell

Jim Thirlwell, c 1987

Wikipedia is useful in clarifying who/what Foetus is:

Foetus is the primary musical outlet of industrial music pioneer J. G. Thirlwell. Until 1995 the band underwent various name changes, all including the word foetus. Monikers adopted at different times include Foetus Under Glass, You’ve Got Foetus On Your Breath and Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel. After 1995 the name permanently became Foetus, though the related project The Foetus Symphony Orchestra was founded in 1997 and continues. Thirlwell acts as the sole instrumentalist, vocalist, songwriter and producer for all Foetus works and as such is the only member of the band. Other artists may occasionally collaborate with Thirlwell on Foetus works but are not considered members of Foetus. Thirlwell is solely responsible for the musical output of the band.

This laudatory assessment posted by Andy Hinds at AllMusic is, however, helpful in characterizing the band’s music and style:

Although some may dismiss Jim Thirwell, aka Foetus, as a confrontational, rabble-rousing noisemaker (which he is), his eccentric and wide-ranging talent is usually overlooked; the trouble is, most listeners simply don’t have the patience to find Thirwell’s genius amongst the deranged sound sculptures that are his songs….Seemingly a musical omnivore, Thirlwell devours everything — from swing to Krautrock — and spits it back out in a scrap heap of sonic chaos, twisted beyond recognition. His oblique yet subversive lyrical themes don’t make Ache [the album in which Gums Bleed resides] any more palatable for the faint of heart. This is the sound of unfiltered imagination, absolutely unencumbered by notions of commerce or accessibility. Brilliant.

Well, Leonard Cohen did not overlook Mr. Thirlwell’s “eccentric and wide-ranging talent” nor did he lack “the patience to find Thirwell’s genius.”¹

From Tortoise-Shell by Biba Kopf (New Musical Express, March 2, 1985), we learn

For his [Leonard Cohen's] part he claims a You’ve Got Foetus On Your Breath song, called “Gums Bleed,” to be a favourite.

When Jim Thirlwell signed with Cohen’s label, Sony, an interviewer asked,²

Long ago, in an interview with Leonard Cohen, he named you as a songwriter he admired, now that you two are label-mates, will we see a collaboration?<grin>

Thirlwell responded,

Yeah, I’m doing a dance remix of Suzanne….

Ache by You’ve Got Foetus On Your Breath

Video – You’ve Got Foetus On Your Breath – Gums Bleed

Gums Bleed – Lyrics:
Written by Jim Thirlwell

God! but this silence hangs heavy, it gives me a pain in the thigh
What a weight on my shoulders..the atmosphere’s colder
No one gets out of life alive
You just wear your umbilical cord like a noose and make believe it’s a tie

I got a mouth full of ulcers
I’m digging my grave with my teeth
This pain is silence beyond belief
My gums bleed for you

If this is god’s gift, he can keep it
I can’t let myself forget about
When I exaggerated the role of my coffee, my cigarettes
I wear the mark of the iconoclast across my bleeding back

I’ll be reincarnated as a hermit. (from under, the future looks black)
I got a mouth full of ulcers
I’m digging my grave with my teeth
Can’t stop thinking about my lip

This pain is silence beyond belief
Dying to an audience of one
My gums are on fire for you
I’m gonna grind myself into the ground and ground myself into the grind

Keep turning the key to wind up and kill yourself to unwind…
I got a mouth full of ulcers
I’m digging my grave with my teeth
Can’t stop thinking about my lip? this pain is silence beyond belief

Dying to an audience of one…..my gums bleed for you
The burgers are now mounting bethlehem and my gums are on fire for you
Hitmeonetimehitmetwotimeshitmethreetimeshitmefourtimeshitmefivetimeshitmesixtimes hitmeagain!

 Credit Due Department: he photo of Jim Thirlwell is from foetus.org

1. One possible connection between Cohen and Thirlwell is Thirlwell’s collaborator, Nick Cave, who is also a long-time, ardent fan of Cohen who has covered Cohen’s songs and performed in Cohen tributes. For more about the Cave-Thirlwell connection, see Nick Cave and Foetus
2. SPINonline Conference With Foetus — Jim Thirlwell: April 26, 1995

Oana Cajal’s Vision

I found  Cohen Upstairs, the first of Oana Cajal’s Leonard Cohen-inspired videos, so impressive and gratifying that I asked its creator, , to tell me something about how she became a Leonard Cohen fan.

“Cohen Upstairs” is my exhibition presented now at Centaur Theatre in Montreal, during the Danish theatre-dance production of “Dance Me To The End Of Love”.

How I became a Leonard Cohen fan? I wouldn’t call myself a “fan”. Would be too simple.
I was born a Longingner. I only don’t remember if I longed to be born but, once arrived Here, or There (Bucharest, Romania), I began longing with passion. Very young, I was longing for love, freedom, knowledge, God, guilt, forgives and a pair of American blue jeans.

I was longing for Leonard Cohen before I even heard him. Then I heard him and it was like glancing at the mysteriously carved effigy of my destiny. Suzanne was the freedom of my youth, the crack in the walls of communist hell. My one way ticket to America!

I am a poet, a playwright, a painter. I believe the poetry created the world. My hobby: Survival!

My message is urgent: In the Spotlight of Death, Life shines in its brightest colors. Celebrate! This very second! Right Now! (See my series of paintings “Posters for Unwritten Plays”)

I also asked how she came to produce this video (and what a “Picto-Impulse” is).

What are the Picto-Impulses? Imagine that your soul is a ball of words and emotions. Imagine that you suddenly let it go down on Mount Baldy. The line of its descent is unpredictable, desperate, frightened, elated, funny, foolish, sacred, painful! My hand follows graphically the incredible journey of the Mind of This Line. A Line with blood in its veins… Red is my favorite color. “Of all that is written, I love only what a person has written in its own blood” (Nietzsche)

My cohenesque plans: 2 more videos: “Dreaming sweet and salty Suzanne” and “Hallelujah on Fire!” Also a picto-drama, “Entertaining The Gods with Roshi”

For more about Oana Cajal, see her web site.
For more about Dance Me To The End ON/OFF Love at the Centaur Theatre, see the Centaur Theatre web site.

Part I: Cohen Upstairs By Oana And Stefan Cajal
Video from oana maria cajal

Part II: Dreaming Suzanne By Oana And Stefan Cajal
Video by oana maria cajal

Part III: Hallelujah On Fire
Video by oana maria cajal

All three videos by scorpiontigress were just uploaded (none show more than 5 viewings).  All were taken from above the stage on the audience’s right (see screenshot above). There are no closeups, but these are sharp, enjoyable full stage views, and the sound is excellent.

Note: The best available video of each of the songs performed during the 2012 Leonard Cohen Old Ideas World Tour can be found at the Best Of 2012 Leonard Cohen Tour Video Setlist.  Similarly, the best available video of each of the songs performed during the 2013 Leonard Cohen Old Ideas World Tour can be found at the Best Of 2013 Leonard Cohen Tour Video Setlist

Leonard Cohen – Hallelujah
Barclays Center, Brooklyn: Dec 21, 2012

Leonard Cohen – First We Take Manhattan
Barclays Center, Brooklyn: Dec 21, 2012

Leonard Cohen – Everybody Knows
Barclays Center, Brooklyn: Dec 21, 2012

Dunn’s Delicatessen & Jazz Parlour, c 1960

PREVIEW: In This Post

1. Account of Leonard  Cohen’s first recorded performance: “The Gift” with Maury Kaye – Montreal, April 8, 1958, including video (audio recording of Cohen poem recitation and photos from first performance)
   
2. Background information re Bandleader Maury Kaye (including his role in Leonard Cohen’s performance) &  the mid-century Montreal jazz scene, including Leonard Cohen’s participation in it
3. Examples of ongoing influence of  that jazz culture on Leonard Cohen

: Indicates original content, material not found in other considerations of this subject, or unique perspective

Leonard Cohen’s First Recorded Performance: “The Gift” With Maury Kaye – April 8, 1958

[In 1957,] as a post-graduate at New York’s Columbia University (where Jack Kerouac got in on a football scholarship), Leonard Cohen had spent much of his spare time in the boho clubs of the Village, where the Beat-style fusion of poetry and music — “I heard Kerouac read to piano, that was good” — was drawing crowds…¹

The next year, through the efforts of Maury Kaye,²  (pictured on right), an outstanding jazz pianist and trombonist as well as probably the most sought after and popular bandleader in Canada,³  Leonard Cohen and other poets were presenting their work in similar fashion, accompanied by the music of Kaye and members of his band, to club audiences in Montreal. The following excerpt is from Swinging in Paradise, The Story of Jazz in Montreal by John Gilmore:⁴

Original caption: “One of several versions of Maury Kaye’s group at the Black Orchid Room above Dunn’s.”

Video: Leonard Cohen’s Performs The Gift
Montreal – April 8, 1958

As it happened, at least a couple of photos were taken of Leonard Cohen’s first show with Maury Kaye and a recording was made of him reciting one of his poems, “The Gift” (later published in The Spice-Box Of Earth) and answering a question about the propriety of a poet being a “nightclub celebrity.”

The following video comprises that recording as the audio track and the photos of Cohen and and other images of Dunn’s and St Catherine Street as the visual elements.

Leonard Cohen With Maury Kaye – The Gift
Dunn’s – Montreal: April 8, 1958
Video by Allan Showalter

In addition to Cohen and his friend, Irving Layton, Louis Dudek, who reigned as Canada’s premier man of letters until his death in 1984 and was Leonard Cohen’s Literature professor at McGill University, partnered with Kaye, as indicated in this excerpt from Friends Bid Farewell To Great Maury Kaye by Len Dobbin:⁵

Leonard Cohen talked about his collaboration with Kaye in an interview with William Ruhlmann:⁶

I don’t think there were too many people doing it at the time…I was working with a pianist and an arranger, Maury Kaye. I did a few weeks with him. We worked together at a place called Dunn’s Birdland, which was a room on top of Dunn’s delicatessen on St. Catherine Street in Montreal.  He used to write big band arrangements. He had about a 12- or 15-piece band and this little stage, and it was his gig. I’d come on at midnight, and I kind of improvised while he played. Sometimes he was playing the piano by himself and sometimes doing parts of arrangements or tunes played in a somewhat subdued way while I took my own riffs. Or sometimes I’d do set pieces, like a poem from Let Us Compare Mythologies. We did that off and on for a month, and then I worked with a great jazz guitarist from Winnipeg by the name of Lenny Breau.

Poster promoting “Poetry & Jazz With Leonard Cohen; Lenny Breau & Trio,” an event held Feb 9, 1964 at the Manitoba Theatre.

Sylvie Simmons writing in Mojo,⁷ provides a similar description and more specifics:

Perched on a stool in the middle of the stage, flanked on one side by Maury Kaye on the piano and, in any space available, by various members of Kaye’s 15-man band, at around midnight on April 8, 1958, Leonard Cohen, 23, gave his first professional performance.⁸

“Maury Kay, who was a very gifted pianist and jazz arranger, had a jazz band,” recalls Cohen, “and we started improvising together in a club on St. Catherine’s Street” — Dunn’s Jazz Parlour, which occupied the uppermost floor of a Montreal smoked meat delicatessen.

Already an acclaimed poet in Canada, Cohen had quickly developed a distaste for the poet’s usual form of performance, the poetry reading.

“I was invited to read, but I never really enjoyed them.  The idea — the influence of the universities — was to read with a slight English inflection, which was meant to dignify the poem.  But I liked singing, chanting my lyrics to this jazz group.  It felt a lot easier.  And I liked the environment better.  You could drink.”

In An Interview with Leonard Cohen conducted by Michael Harris,⁹ Cohen again set his performances at Dunn’s against an academic perspective on poetry. To the question, “What do you think of academia and/or academic poets,” Cohen responded

I never saw myself in the academy. In fact, as soon as I could, you know, I got work in a nightclub above Dunn’s restaurant, called Birdland. I used to read poems or improvise them while Morrie Kay and his jazz group played. I even thought that that was somehow too tame for it, too academic.

Ira Nadel expands on the episode in his Leonard Cohen biography, Various Positions:¹⁰

Leonard Cohen & The Montreal Jazz Scene

or

You Can  Take The Poet Out Of Saint Catherine Street
But You Can’t Take Saint Catherine Street Out Of The Poet

Postcard featuring St Catherine St in Montreal, c 1960, The Dunn’s sign is visible near the left side, between the Capitol and Pigalle.

Accounts of  Leonard Cohen’s jazz club debut have sometimes suffered from lack of context.  Ones understanding is abetted by the knowledge that, especially in the 1950s and 1960s, jazz has thrived in Montreal, lending an unmistakable flavor to the metropolis. As the introduction to Jazz City Montreal puts it:

There are many different ways to interpret Montreal’s rich jazz history…New Orleans’s mom, proximity to New York City, a longtime culture of cafés and nightclubs, a gangsta’ town, a place of convergence of rivers and railroads, a multicultural town with French flair, Paris’s daughter, Canada’s first real city. Each of these factors and many others, have all contributed to creating a place where live music thrives day after day, year in, year out. From the early ragtime period, right up to today’s zero tolerance progressive’s, there has always been the idea that jazz music was fun, and that it should swing… all nite long.  

Montreal hosted premier world-class  jazz players, including Louis Armstrong, Sonny Rollins, Herbie Hancock, and many, many others, as well as Canadian performers like Maynard Ferguson and Oscar Peterson.  And venues for jazz, including but mot limited to jazz clubs,  have long proliferated. ¹¹ Performing above Dunn’s, Leonard Cohen was in the middle of Montreal’s night life – St Catherine Street.¹²

Promotion for The Black Orchid Club, located above Dunn’s

Promotion for jazz at Dunn’s

Moreover, during his adolescent and young adult years, Cohen  was a stalwart participant – as a performer, as an audience member, and in some cases as a celebrity guest – in Montreal’s extensive and important jazz community.

And Leonard Cohen’s professional career as a singer-songwriter has been impacted by those experiences.

Not only are jazz influences evident in the musicology, for example, of Leonard Cohen’s Recent Songs and Dear Heather albums (it is easy to imagine “Villanelle For our Time”  or “Morning Glory,” sans female vocals, as part of a setlist during the 1958 Cohen-Kaye collaboration), but Saint  Catherine Street   is still a feature in Cohen’s style and stage demeanor, as set forth by Walter Tunis in his review of the March 30, 2013 Leonard Cohen Louisville concert:¹³

[Leonard] Cohen portrayed elder romantic, poet philosopher, enlightened mystic, jazz hipster, socio-political correspondent and, yes, even dirty old man. [emphasis mine]

And, I would submit that Leonard Cohen’s early interactions with Maury Kaye and the other components of the Montreal Jazz Scene are the genuine provenance of “Anyhow” from the Old Ideas album.

Note the final portion of Cohen’s  introduction to the song [emphasis mine]:

This is the moment when I take my first cigarette … I’ll step back into my old self. I’ll begin to hear the strains of the music of the most beautiful jazz orchestra in the world. My thoughts will settle, they’ll smooth out. I’ll be able to develop some kind of charitable take on my shabby life. I’ll be thinking of the past.

Leonard Cohen – Anyhow
Louisville: March 30, 2013
Video by Wirebirds (Henry Tengelsen)

Credit Due Department:

I owe special thanks to jazz pianist and adventurer, Billy Georgette, who provided invaluable insight into the Montreal jazz scene during the 1950s and 1960s as well as information specific to Maury Kaye, Dunn’s, and Leonard Cohen.  His web site, Jazz City Montreal offers a unique perspective on that city’s rich jazz history.

The photo of Dunn’s atop this post and at the beginning of the video was taken by Al Bohns.  That shot will also appear at the Centre d’histoire de Montreal, starting November 2013, when the museum presents the exhibit Scandal! Vice, Crime, and Morality in Montreal, 1940–1960.

The photo of Maury Kaye is by Ernie Mills. The photo of Maury Kaye and his band is by O’Neil of Montreal – Hal Gaylor, John Gilmore Jazz History Collection, Concordia University Archives.

The original Leonard Cohen-Lenny Breau poster is held in the Thomas Fisher Rare Book Library, University of Toronto. The ads for the Black Orchid Club and Dunn’s were found on Jazz City Montreal

The colorful view of St Catherine St midway through the video is a postcard found on several sites without attribution. The final black & white view of St Catherine St in the video is from the exhibition, St. Catherine Street Makes the Headlines!, at the Montréal Museum of Archaeology and History.

The audio track used in the video is from the private collection of Hippy1948.

1. Leonard The Versifier by Sylvie Simmons, Mojo, April 2002. Found at the phenomenal Speaking Cohen site.
2. Publications offer various spellings, but the name of Montreal’s  jazz pianist and bandleader was Maury Kaye (born Morris David Kronick)
3. Billy Georgette, personal communication, May 15, 2013. An incomplete but helpful, succinct biography of Maury Kaye can be found in the Canadian Encyclopedia.  A sense of the esteem in which Kaye was held can be garnered from his obituary, Friends Bid Farewell To Great Maury Kaye by Len Dobbin. Montreal Gazette:  Feb 10, 1983
4. Swinging in Paradise, The Story of Jazz in Montreal by John Gilmore.  Ellipse Editions, Victoria, Canada: 2011
5. Friends Bid Farewell To Great Maury Kaye by Len Dobbin. Montreal Gazette:  Feb 10, 1983
6. “The Stranger Music of Leonard Cohen” by William Ruhlmann, Goldmine, February 19, 1993.
7. Leonard The Versifier by Sylvie Simmons, Mojo, April 2002. Found at the phenomenal Speaking Cohen site.
8. Designating Leonard Cohen’s “first professional performance” is a matter of art rather than science. I would hold that Leonard Cohen’s first professional performance was his initial paid gig as a member of the Buckskin Boys, which preceded his jazz-accompanied poetry recitations by several years.
9. An Interview with Leonard Cohen by Michael Harris. Duel: Winter 1969.
10. Nadel, Ira Bruce. Various Positions: A Life of Leonard Cohen. University of Texas Press, 2007.
11. See Jazz City Montreal for a list of clubs as well as jazz performers.
12. While the location of this Leonard Cohen performance, the uppermost floor above Dunn’s delicatessen on St Catherine Street in Montreal, remains constant in the different versions of this story, the name of the location has varied to include, either alone or in permutations, Birdland, Jazz Parlour, Progressive Jazz Parlour.  Moreover, Billy Georgette, a Montreal jazz pianist, who was a contemporary or and acquainted with Leonard Cohen, reports he and his colleagues are unfamiliar with these names.  That location was most widely known as simply “Dunn’s Upstairs” or the “Black Orchid  Room.”
13. in performance: leonard cohen by Walter Tunis. posted March 31, 2013 at The Musical Box .

As was announced in my last published post, I have been

taking some time off from blogging to fry those other fish about which one hears so much.

Some readers, observing that no new posts have appeared at DrHGuy.com or 1HeckOfAGuy.com for three weeks, more than ample time to serve up a mess o’ fish, even allowing for cooking the hush puppies, mixing the iced tea, and purchasing paper plates and plastic sporks, have expressed their suspicions that these sites are have met their demise.

And, I  confess to extending my sabbatical beyond the time originally anticipated, initially because, as it turns out, self-indulgent malingering in the land of the Lotus-eaters is not an altogether unpleasant alternative to composing, formatting, and publishing a dozen posts each day, seven days a week – and paying for the privilege.

An even more compelling reason for deferring my return to active posting, however, was the revelation that many other activities, some of which don’t even require a computer, earn more applause and appreciation with markedly less effort than Cohencentric blogging.

Nonetheless, the Heck Of A Guy and DrHGuy sites are not dead; in fact, I now like to think of them as the undead.¹

I Have Seen The Future, Baby: It Is – Different

So, yes, I intend to return to that voodoo I do – blogging, mostly about Leonard Cohen – albeit with some changes in methodology and strategy. One tactical sift, for example, will result in the elimination of those posts that are easiest to create and draw the most viewers.  Cagey move, eh?  More about this and other changes later.

Publishing Schedule

Because our annual Hilton Head Hiatus begins at the end of this week, posting on both sites will be sporadic for at least the next two weeks.

1. In the realm of undead characters, zombies admittedly offer a metaphysically richer imago than any of the other classifications, but their suboptimal hygiene and shabby appearance conflict with my self-concept, leading me to opt for something in the contemporary vampire category instead.

And She Feeds You Constant Comment

And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China

Today’s post examines these two well-known lines from Leonard Cohen’s classic, “Suzanne,” to offer  insight into Cohen’s songwriting methodology,

Origin: In The Beginning …

Leonard Cohen’s songwriting process is an inversion of premise set forth in the opening verses of the Gospel of John.  John 1:1 begins

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

There follows an elaboration of the creation of all things by God through the Word. Then, verse 14 identifies this Word:

The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us.

The Cohen creation mythology, however, has the flesh becoming the Word. The content of “Suzanne,” like much of Cohen’s oeuvre, is grounded in the Canadian singer-songwriter’s personal experience, as Cohen himself points out in these two excerpts:

From a 1994 Leonard Cohen interview on BBC Radio:¹

She [Suzanne Verdal]  had a space in a warehouse down there, and she invited me down, and I went with her, and she served me Constant Comment tea, which has little bits of oranges in it.

From  Leonard Cohen: Inside the Tower of Song by Paul Zollo:²

It [Suzanne] is a miracle. I don’t know where the good songs come from or else I’d go there more often. I knew that I was on top of something.

… I was spending a lot of time on the waterfront and the harbor area of Montreal. It hadn’t been reconstructed yet. It’s now called Old Montreal and a lot of buildings have been restored. It wasn’t at that time. And there was that sailor’s church that has the statue of the Virgin. Gilded so that the sun comes down on her. And I knew there was a song there.

Then I met Suzanne, who was the wife of Armand Villancour a friend of mine. She was a dancer and she took me down to a place near the river. She was one of the first people to have a loft on the St. Lawrence. I knew that it was about that church and I knew that it was about the river. I didn’t know I had anything to crystallize the song. And then her name entered into the song, and then it was a matter of reportage, of really just being as accurate as I could about what she did.

[Interviewer]: Did she feed you tea and oranges, as in the song?

She fed me a tea called Constant Comment, which has small pieces of orange rind in it, which gave birth to the image.

Constant Comment: From Grocery To Sacrament

Some background information about  Constant Comment tea is helpful.

Constant Comment, a black tea flavored with orange rinds and sweet spices, was the foundation upon which  Connecticut-based Bigelow Tea Company was built in the 1940s and is today America’s most popular specialty tea.³

Constant Comment was the subject of a 1945 New York Times article, News of Food: New Tea Mixture Appears in the Market; Economy of Use a High Recommendation, by Jane Holt:⁴

Ruth Campbell Bigelow and Bertha West Nealey [are] both interior decorators whose enthusiasm for tea has led them to blend their own… an unusual and delicious brew called Constant Comment, which has just been introduced in city stores…. Unlike the ordinary sorts, it is so concentrated that a little goes a long way. For example, in preparing it, a scant half-teaspoon is recommended for three cups…. Several other varieties are in the process of experimentation in the laboratory…. The price ranges from 67 to 75 cents a [two-and-a-half-ounce] jar.

Constant Comment is not considered an exotic or gourmet item. According to a 2003 article in TeaMuse,⁵

[Constant Comment] was named by its creator, Ruth Campbell Bigelow, who developed the tea at her kitchen table in the mid-forties, allegedly using an “old Colonial recipe” as inspiration to achieve a more zestful flavored black tea. Why she wanted her tea more zestful is an enigma …

After testing it on her friends and receiving those “constant comments” of approval, Ruth and her husband David launched their company, Bigelow Tea, in 1945 to great and continued success. Constant Comment could have been called constant success as it remains the number-one selling flavored black tea in the United States. That such an ordinary product with a clinging, intense fragrance should achieve this rank is an amazement to this author.

Often designated as a “tea connoisseur,” Mrs. Bigelow was a few notches below having a sophisticated palate. What she did have was a keen sense about what would sell and an understanding that catering to the American public’s desire for “zestful” in fragrance and taste is a key to financial success. Constant Comment retains its huge appeal because it has a strong aroma (predominantly cinnamon, that feel-good spice that connotes hot chocolate, New Year’s eve eggnog, and Christmas all in one.) It also has the bit of citrus in its orange peel and “holiday” spices. The reason it is hardly a connoisseur-level product is that it would be impossible to tell what kind of tea is underneath all that flavoring. If anyone can determine if the black tea used is from a particular region in the world, they win the Lynn-Worthy Tastebuds of the Year Award.

… Bigelow Tea, which produces approximately 1 billion tea bags a year, (about 150 to 400 bags per minute) has 330 employees …

The company is a true American success story. It has not only carved out a particular niche in the American tea market, it has made it primarily on the foundation of one consistently produced product, added others designed with bright graphics, careful packaging, and consistent if mediocre ingredients.

To summarize, the tea Suzanne prepared for Leonard Cohen, the tea that inspired  those compelling lines, is a popular, widely distributed commodity,  developed and manufactured by a  Connecticut-based company, the chief gastronomic virtues of which are “consistent if mediocre ingredients” and “economy of use.”

And as for the tea and oranges “com[ing] all the way from China,” the customer service folks at Bigelow inform me that neither the tea or the orange rinds are imported from China. The black tea used is grown primarily in Sri Lanka and India; the orange rind is obtained domestically.

 The Transformation

Leonard Cohen’s preferred field of exploration is Leonard Cohen.

He eschews, in fact, the conceptual and metaphysical:

I think you work out something [by writing songs]. I wouldn’t call them ideas. I think ideas are what you want to get rid of. I don’t really like songs with ideas. They tend to become slogans. They tend to be on the right side of things: ecology or vegetarianism or antiwar. All these are wonderful ideas but I like to work on a song until those slogans, as wonderful as they are and as wholesome as the ideas they promote are, dissolve into deeper convictions of the heart. I never set out to write a didactic song. It’s just my experience. All I’ve got to put in a song is my own experience.⁶ [emphasis mine]

…most of the time you’re just scraping the bottom of the barrel to find any kind of voice at all. It could be a few words, a tone of voice, two chords together–it’s a ragpicker’s trade as I practice it; I don’t stand on the mountain and received tablets.⁷

Cohen possesses three qualities that come into play at this point in his songwriting.

First, he has the capacity to invoke what psychoanalysts call an observing ego. In oversimplified form, the observing ego is the part of  the self that can view ones own behavior as it happens with curiosity and interest but without judgement, thus allowing the toleration of  anxiety produced.  The observing ego has no emotional reactions, is not concerned about making decisions or changing ones life. It simply perceives the internal psychological movements. Leonard Cohen’s observing ego is particularly robust and can inspect his own behavior without guilt, defensiveness, angst, rationalization, or any similar feeling-states.⁸

Second, he is able, by intuition or intellectual deduction or some combination of the two, to recognize the potential of certain actions, objects, people, etc. that have been part of his experience to serve as elements in his songs.  In this case, he perceived in  the tea he is served by Suzanne something emblematic – and that, as he says, “gave birth to the image.”

Third, Leonard Cohen is a gifted wordsmith who is skilled in the mechanics of poetry. He can create lyrical imagery that powerfully and gracefully affects the listener.

And that’s how it works. Leonard Cohen, having detected something special in being served a rather ordinary brand of tea, artistically reconfigured that action into an image that conjures up, in those who listen to those two lines of “Suzanne,” exotic, oriental tones and intense sexuality, an integral part of the gratifying  experience of listening to the song.

 And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China

1. Transcript of BBC Radio 1 programme about Leonard Cohen, broadcast Sunday August 7, 1994, found at Speaking Cohen.
2. Leonard Cohen: Inside the Tower of Song by Paul Zollo. SongTalk, April 1993. Found at Speaking Cohen.
3. Bigelow website
4. Holt, Jane (1945), “News of Food: New Tea Mixture Appears in the Market; Economy of Use a High Recommendation” The New York Times, May 21, 1945, p. 16
5. Bigelow Tea: A Recipe for Success by Agnes Lynn-Worthy. TeaMuse: November 2003
6. Leonard Cohen: ‘All I’ve got to put in a song is my own experience’ by Dorian Lynskey. The Guardian, 19 January 2012.
7. Leonard Cohen: The Romantic in a Ragpicker’s Trade by Paul Williams. Crawdaddy: March 1975.
8. That Leonard Cohen can observe his internal psychological state does not, however, mean he will reveal that intimate understanding to others.  An observing ego can be used to protect secrets as well as set them out for examination by others.

The Thing Is Said; The Thing Is Done

On April 26, 2013, Heck Of A Guy published Monetizing Leonard Cohen’s Resumption Of Smoking At 80 Soliloquy, a proposal that Leonard Cohen’s stage routine about making his resumption of smoking at age 80 part of his show represented a product placement opportunity with the potential for a huge payout.

At the Winnipeg concert later that same day, Leonard Cohen added a detail to his I’ll start smoking again when I’m 80 monologue when, for the first time, he named the brand of the cigarette he’ll smoke: du Maurier.

Ah, it’s gratifying to have the value of one’s idea immediately recognized and executed with such alacrity.

2013 Leonard Cohen Tour Status Check

Today’s Leonard Cohen Regina Concert was originally scheduled for March 9, 2013.  The official notice of the cancellation and rescheduling follows:

Leonard Cohen’s March 9 concert at Brandt Centre in Regina, SK has been rescheduled to April 28. Due to an outbreak of the flu among several band members, Mr. Cohen has regretfully made the rare decision to reschedule the show. In addition to his concern for the health and well-being of his musicians, Mr. Cohen wants to ensure that fans are given nothing less than the highest standard concert experience that he has consistently delivered to audiences worldwide for more than 300 concerts over the past five years.

The next Leonard Cohen show will be held June 18, 2013 at the Palais Omnisports de Bercy, Paris, France.

Review & Photos From Winnipeg Free Press

First he takes a Juno. Then he takes the ’Peg.

Leonard Cohen may be at the top of the Canadian musical mountain, but he still knows his place in the universe.

The 78-year-old Montrealer kneeled on his prayer bones at the MTS Centre Friday night, pleading for redemption from a higher power and begging for forgiveness from an adoring crowd.

He was supposed to perform here on March 11, but the flu swept its way through his exceptional band, so the gig was rescheduled until Friday night.

The wait was worth it.

From Review: Cohen still a musical, lyrical force by Alan Small. Winnipeg Free Press: April 27, 2013. The full review, which ranked the Cohen concert “4 1/2 stars out of five” is available at the link as is a slide show of nine photos, including the two samples posted here, by Trevor Hagan.

Tribute To Fallen Workers In Song

The review includes a description of Leonard Cohen’s tribute to recently deceased Canadian folk & country singers, Stompin’ Tom Connors and Rita MacNeil and to country legend George Jones, who died the same day as the Winnipeg show, April 26, 2013.

In a 2001 interview with Mark Binelli, Cohen talked about Jones:¹

I listened to country as a kid. I could get WWVA from West Virginia, late at night. Have you heard George Jones’ last record, Cold Hard Truth? I love to hear an old guy laying out his situation.² He has the best voice in America.

In honor of Jones, Cohen played “Choices,” a ballad Jones wrote in 1999 following a car wreck attributed to drinking, his final alcohol-related incident. “Choices”won a Grammy for Best Male Country Vocal Performance.

“Choices” is one of three George Jones songs posted as selections at Leonard Cohen’s Jukebox, a series which features songs the Canadian singer-songwriter has specifically named and lauded in interviews.

• “Choices” By George Jones Is On Leonard Cohen’s Jukebox
• “The Grand Tour” by George Jones Is On Leonard Cohen’s Jukebox – Or At Least His Funeral Setlist
• “Cold Hard Truth” Is On Leonard Cohen’s Jukebox

Setlist: Leonard Cohen Winnipeg Concert
April 26, 2013

Dance Me To The End Of Love
The Future
Bird On A Wire
Everybody Knows
Who By Fire
Darkness
Ain’t No Cure For Love
Amen
Come Healing
First We Take Manhattan
Thousand Kisses Deep
Anthem

Set 2
Tower Of Song
Suzanne
Waiting For The Miracle
Show Me The Place
Anyhow
Lover Lover Lover
Alexandra Leaving
I’m Your Man
Hallelujah
Take This Waltz

Encore 1
So Long Marianne
Going Home
Closing Time

Encore 2
Famous Blue Raincoat
If It Be Your Will
Choices (Tribute To George Jones)
Different Sides

Encore 3
I Tried To Leave You

Setlist Source: LeonardCohenForum posting by joyezekiel

1. Q&A: The New Leonard Cohen -  by Mark Binelli. Rolling Stone. Posted Oct 19, 2001.
2. I also love to hear an old guy laying out his situation. Incidentally, George Jones was born September 12, 1931, making him only 3 years older than Leonard Cohen, who was born September 21, 1934. It was because Jones began his professional career at 16 and was singing on Texas stations in the 1940s that his songs could possibly have been available on radio while Cohen was still an adolescent. I haven’t been able to track down when Jones began singing at WWVA, but, according to allmusic, the first George Jones recording (a single called “No Money in This Deal”) was released in early 1954, just after Jones returned from a stint in the Marines, on a local Texas label where it received no attention. At that time, Leonard Cohen would have been 19 years old

The Key Correlation: DrHGuy Postings & Leonard Cohen Earnings

As ongoing readers know, DrHGuy has undertaken numerous projects to revise and enhance  Leonard Cohen’s lyrics, concerts, ad campaigns, and  merchandise (e.g., the development of the Leonard Cohen Bobble Head Doll), all with the goal of increasing profit

The success of these efforts is made obvious by the exponential growth in Mr Cohen’s wealth since 2006, at which time he was in financial free fall, his  savings having been wiped out by embezzlement. Serendipitously,  2006 was when DrHGuy began publishing posts about the Canadian singer-songwriter.

Over the years, DrHGuy.com and 1HeckOfAGuy.com became more and more Cohencentric and now host thousands of Leonard Cohen postings.  Over those same years, Mr Cohen’s net worth has grown to umpteen zillion gazillion bucks (Canadian).

How much clearer could the connection be?

The fiscal consequences of today’s DrHGuy proposal, however, far surpass  the bounty resulting from its predecessors.

From Stage Schtick To Cash

In an April 2, 2013 post, DrHGuy outlined the evolution of Leonard Cohen’s I’m going to start smoking again at 80 shtick from his claim to have smoked “millions of cigarettes” through his discontinuation of smoking in 2003, to his incorporation of his plan to start smoking again at age 80 as part of his stage routine.

The following rendition and rough transcript of the I’m going to start smoking again at 80 monologue is from the introduction to Anyhow at the March 30, 2013 Leonard Cohen Louisville concert. It differs in details but not in substance from the same story at other recent shows:

It is worth noting that the saga includes imagery (“the little Parthenon / of an unopened pack of cigarettes”) from Cohen’s poem, “The Cigarette Issue”¹ and segues neatly into “Anyhow.”

Leonard Cohen – Anyhow
Louisville: March 30, 2013
Video by Wirebirds (Henry Tengelsen)

This is the moment when I take my first cigarette

I’ll have waited until I’ll be 80 and I’m really looking forward to this moment. It’ll be part of the show. A young nurse in a white uniform, white lisle stockings, and she’ll be carrying a pack of cigarettes on a silver tray. She’ll walk across the stage – I hope there won’t be any untoward catcalls. The pack will be opened. It will be gleaming, like those pillars of the Parthenon – a beautiful Parthenon of Tobacco. I’ll take one of the cigarettes out of the pack and tap it on my wrist like I learned to do in those movies. She’ll light me up, I’ll take my first [inhales deeply] yeah, it’s gonna be so good. Before she leaves, I’ll say “Nurse, before you go would you mind tapping out a few of those bubbles in my i.v.

I’ll step back into my old self. I’ll begin to hear the strains of the music of the most beautiful jazz orchestra in the world. My thoughts will settle, they’ll smooth out. I’ll be able to develop some kind of charitable take on my shabby life. I’ll be thinking of the past.

the 2014 Leonard Cohen Where There’s Smoke Tour

Naturally, DrHGuy was compelled to do whatever possible to assure the Canadian singer-songwriter’s Tour featuring his resumption of smoking was successful.  Consequently, Heck Of A Guy published a post, 2014 Leonard Cohen Where There’s Smoke Tour, discussing the form such a tour might take and offering tactics.  For example,

Given the applause Leonard Cohen receives for his elementary one hand Tower Of Song keyboard solo, propelling a few smoke rings  at the audience would guarantee a standing ovation.

The Concept:  Leonard Cohen’s Resumption Of Smoking At 80 As Product Placement Opportunity

DrHGuy now reveals the greatest product placement ploy of all time.

Consider the following:

1. Tobacco, which has historically demonstrated a willingness to spend huge amount of money on advertising,² labors under  highly regulated marketing. Some or all forms of tobacco advertising are banned in many countries. In addition to governmental controls, many corporations and trade groups (e.g., Universal Pictures,   the Motion Picture Association of America, Google, Microsoft, etc) severely restrict tobacco ads. Tobacco companies have been particularly excoriated for campaigns directed toward youngsters and non-smokers.
2. Product placement can be highly profitable. Aston martin, for example, paid $50 million for its cars to appear in James Bond films.³ Of course, classic product placements for tobacco in movies and on TV are, as noted above, limited.
3. Celebrity endorsements have long been a successful advertising strategy. Even more effective, however, are celebrity-specific promotions.  The classic example of this sort took place in 1968 when Joe Namath shaved off his Fu Manchu mustache with a Schick electric razor.

So, how much might it be worth to a tobacco company to have the 80 year old poet-novelist-singer-songwriter-icon light up its brand on stage sometime after Sept 21, 2014?

But wait – there’s more.

Leonard Cohen has never been brand loyal. A quick survey of his interviews shows that he has smoked at least five different brands:

1. Vantage⁴
2. Marlboro Light⁵
3. King’s,⁶
4. Tekel (Turkish brand)⁷
5. Greek cigarette (not named)⁸

Yep, it should be a good old fashioned bidding war between the various cigarette manufacturers.

And, imagine using Leonard Cohen’s imagery for your cigarette promotion:

the little Parthenon / of an unopened pack of cigarettes

A young nurse in a white uniform, white lisle stockings

a pack of cigarettes on a silver tray

[after the first inhalation] I’ll step back into my old self. I’ll begin to hear the strains of the music of the most beautiful jazz orchestra in the world. My thoughts will settle, they’ll smooth out. I’ll be able to develop some kind of charitable take on my shabby life. I’ll be thinking of the past.

What else is there to say, other than a sip of wine, a cigarette and then it’s time to go …

1. “The Cigarette Issue” by Leonard Cohen from The Book of Longing, published in 2006:

   But what is exactly the same
   is the promise, the beauty
   and the salvation
   of cigarettes
   the little Parthenon
   of an unopened pack of cigarettes
   and Mumbai, like the Athens
   of forty years ago
   is a city to smoke in

2. E.g., the FTC calculates that tobacco spent $15.12 billion on advertising in 2003
3. Sold on film: product placement deals by Jess Brown. AOL Money & Finance: Nov 29, 2012.
4. Brother of Mercy by Mikal Gilmore, Spin (US), March 2002)
5. I never discuss my mistresses or my tailors, Nick Paton Walsh,  The Observer, 13 October 2001
6. Leonard Cohen Gave Me 200 Franc by Martin Oestergaard Euroman, Denmark September 2001
7. Look Who’s Back at 67: Gentle Leonard Cohen By Frank DiGiacomo New York Observer 10/15/01
8. Leonard Looks Back On The Past by Kari Hesthamar, Los Angeles, 2005