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McHenry County Squares

To show there are no hard feelings over the rejection of the Dick Tracy design proposed by the Heck Of A Guy blog as the new McHenry County Seal,1 I have devised a design format that would be in keeping with the seeming consensus among those making the decisions that a seal with multiple partitions to display multiple elements is the way to go.

As demonstrated in the six sample seals below,2 counties often opt to use many images, and organizing them into 3 or 4 compartments is not unusual.

The McHenry County flag, in fact, follows this scheme.

In my incomplete survey of county seals, the largest number of same-size divisions found a seal are the five slices of the pizza pie model used for the Hamilton County (Florida) Seal. This seal has a bonus feature, a sixth, somewhat smaller piece in the center in the shape of the county containing only the date 1827.

By implementing a unique and asymmetric segmentation, the Los Angeles County Seal comprises seven compartments, no two of which are identical combinations of shape and orientation.

Even these models, however, are suboptimal because, as simple geometric calculations indicate, a circle is an inefficient completer of a square space.

As shown in the diagram above, circular seals cannot use the areas colored red.

Clearly, a seal that is square maximizes the space available for content.

That arithmetical insight, however, yielded only squares within squares, a pattern which seemed a bit severe. Some ornamentation was needed.

Happily a model suggested itself, and now it’s time to play …

McHenry County Squares

With this template, the McHenry County Seal would have nine compartment – which makes it at least two compartments better than any other county seal.

In this example, I’ve replaced a few of the personnel from Hollywood Squares with McHenry reference points: the cupola of the opera house in the middle left box, the current seal in the middle, and the emblematic cow and corn in the middle of the bottom row.

Of course, the Board  would choose the symbols to fill the boxes in the actual seal. Given that (1) the rap against Dick Tracey was that he was a cartoon and (2) none of the stars of Hollywood Squares are cartoons, the County may want to retain one or more of them for the Seal.  The phrase, “I’ll take Charley Weaver to block” does have a McHenry ring to it.

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  1. See Dick Tracy And The Case Of The McHenry County Seal Of Doom []
  2. These seals were previously used in How To Create An Official Seal – Part 2: Credentials []

Dick Tracy And The Case Of The McHenry County Seal Of Doom

Dick Tracy questions Board member about rumored 7th McHenry County Seal

The Mystery Of The McHenry County Seal Decision

As ongoing readers know, the Heck Of A Guy sponsored Dick Tracy For McHenry County Seal campaign was unsuccessful, the County committee charged with reviewing seal proposals rather cavalierly dismissing the design.

Given that the original impetus for a new seal, according to news stories and the Board’s official proclamations, had been the concern that the current seal is “boring” and that it is not uniquely identified with McHenry,1 the Dick Tracy proposal would have seemed a lock. That it also offered the possibility of bringing in extra revenue to the County coffers as a collectible would, one might think, have sealed the deal.

After all, this was an opportunity for the McHenry County Seal to become, overnight, the most recognizable county seal in the country, standing out in a field of bland, cliched, and indecipherable designs. How many county seals have the potential to generate favorable news stories and positive publicity?

Nonetheless, the committee’s response was clearly non-affirmative – as in nope, no way, no cigar,  no dice, nosirree Bob, not gonna happen, that’s a negative, Ghostrider.

Bummer.

Well, at least it affords evidence of the Heck Of A Guy blog’s prescient abilities.

These quotes are from the committee’s November 10, 2008  review of the seal proposals, courtesy of Cal Skinner’s McHenry County Blog:

It’s [the Dick Tracy Seal proposal is] cute and it would definitely add some entertainment, (but) it’s not professional, not stately enough for a seal.

It’ll [the Dick Tracy Seal proposal will] give it notoriety, but personally I don’t think we should go with a cartoon character.

This graphic is from the first Heck Of A Guy post on the call for a new McHenry County Seal, published September 19th, 2007.

Pretty impressive, eh?

So, in the final analysis, McHenry County’s rejection of the proposed Dick Tracy Seal has proven liberating, a useful example of the way things are done – or aren’t done – in these parts and an affirmation that a certain sardonic point of view is precisely appropriate to the circumstances.

I can do sardonic.

That realization calls for one final adaptation of the Dick Tracy Seal design.

The Final Iteration: The Too Cool For McHenry County Dick Tracy Seal2

And just in time for Christmas, …

 

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  1. “[The current McHenry County Seal is] boring,” said Tina Hill, chairman of the McHenry County Board’s management services committee. “We want something that’s unique, that says, ‘We’re McHenry County.’” From Chicago Tribune []
  2. Well, it’s probably the final iteration unless I can figure out an aesthetic way to add “I told you so” to the seal. []

Barnstable County Seal Named Most Moving

HOAGIE Award

The HOAGIE Award For Most Moving County Seal

In ceremonies held this morning at Heck Of A Guy International Headquarters, Barnstable County, Massachusetts was announced as the winner of the prestigious HOAGIE Award in the category of Most Moving County Seal.

Barnstable County

Barnstable County MABarnstable County1 is almost identical to the area known as Cape Cod. In governmental terms, Barnstable County consists of the 15 coastal towns located on the Cape Cod peninsula.2

The Most Moving County Seal

This animated seal was found at Cape Cod Groundwater Guardian Team: An educational resource about Cape Cod’s water.

In making the award, self-acknowledged County Seal authority, DrHGuy observed that the Cape Cod area seal was “head and gills above of the rest of the field.”

Heck Of A Guy congratulates Barnstable County and the Cape Cod Groundwater Guardian Team on this momentous occasion in County Seal history.

Credit Due Department
The map showing Barnstable County is from Wikipedi.

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  1. From the Barnstable County web site: “Bordered on the north by Cape Cod Bay, to the east by the Atlantic Ocean and to the south by Nantucket Sound, it is the easternmost point of land in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. With over 550 miles of shoreline and more than 360 lakes and ponds, the maritime heritage of the region is deeply rooted. Approximately 396 square miles of land are home to over 205,000 year round residents, swelling to more than three times that number during the peak summer months. Established as a County in the year 1685, the current boundary lines were drawn in 1707 and have not changed since that date.” []
  2. Wikipedi points out that “although the Cape was originally connected to the mainland, the Cape Cod Canal, which opened in 1914, technically transformed Cape Cod into a large island (though it is not normally referred to as such.” []

The McHenry County Cellular Seal Solution

Dick Tracy Responds To Committee's Casual Dismissal Of Him As County Seal Symbol

Dick Tracy Defends County’s Right To Make Bad Choices

From the title of the McHenry County Blog series of posts at covering the McHenry County Seal Contest,1  one can readily discern the outcome of the effort to put Dick Tracy on the McHenry County Seal: “Dick Tracy Fails to Get the LadiesVotePart 1, Part 2, Part 3.”

An obviously saddened but unbowed Dick Tracy reports he is still steadfastly loyal, despite the apparent lack of reciprocation, to the County where his creator, Chester Gould, made his home for many years.  Tracy, in fact, remains unhesitant in his support of the powers that be, pointing out that the capacity to make the wrong decision is the bedrock of local government.2

Tracy goes on to explain that he is disappointed but unsurprised by the result. “When they said they wanted a seal that was unique, easily identifiable, and not boring, I felt I fit that description and so, I had a responsibility to volunteer to serve. Somewhere along the line, it began to look as though those qualities weren’t really what was wanted – or maybe someone changed their mind. I can’t say it didn’t hurt, but  I still have my day job righting wrongs, protecting the weak, bringing treacherous villains to justice, and whatnot so I’ll be all right.”

The Missing Ingredient In The McHenry County Seal Recipe

Inspired by Dick Tracy’s example, I too am rallying to the aid of McHenry County.

From Cal Skinner’s reprise of the Management Services Committee meeting to consider candidates for McHenry County Seal, I garnered the following:

  • None of the entries in the seal  design contest were clear winners
  • The County Board Committee favors a combination of ingredients seal3 that references several aspects of the County
  • Dick Tracy was eliminated because (1) he was deemed to lack contemporary relevance and (2) he is a cartoon and thereby lacks sufficient dignity for a county seal4

It was, in fact, while navigating through the McHenry County Blog that the solution presented itself to me.

Cal, it turns out, has a batch of inexplicably negative posts about the attempt by the Crystal Lake Park District here in McHenry County to place a 75 foot cell tower in a small (15 acre) neighborhood park.

A cell tower was, I realized in an instance, the ideal Dick Tracy counterpart, the perfect anti-Tracy symbol.

A cell tower isn’t historic like Dick Tracy; it’s the epitome of contemporary McHenry. Heck it may even approximate hip and trendy.

Just compare those cell phone company ads shown in the montage above with Dick Tracy’s wrist radio (shown on left).

Look, Tracy’s radio emits green sparks.  How uncool is that?

As for that typical cross section of the population shown in the cell phone ads collage, just show me one person or one phone that  isn’t super-groovy.

A cell tower is electronics and cyberspace and wireless communication and all things good.

Cell towers can unite a neighborhood, as seen in this photo from the McHenry County Blog.

 

And if you’ve ever seen one of those suckers, you know -

A cell tower ain’t no cartoon

Besides, at least one local governmental agency, the Crystal Lake Park District, is obviously already on board with the cell tower notion.

Now admittedly, a single, lonely cell tower on a seal might be a tad stark, but we’re going for, remember, the pizza with everything approach.

So, to allow some choices, I’ve adapted each of my three favorite non-Tracy designs presented at the Seal Contest meeting to include the iconic cell tower.

Check them out.

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  1. The story behind the decision to revise the McHenry County Seal and, eventually, to hold a seal design contest is summarized in The McHenry County Seal Slaughter and McHenry County Seal Wars []
  2. Tracy’s chief supporter, DrHGuy, it should be noted, is considerably less sanguine in response to Tracy being cavalierly dismissed as a candidate for county seal. One suspects that the final Heck Of A Guy  post on this issue has yet to be written. []
  3. Also known as the “Pupu Platter Approach” []
  4. I admit to being somewhat confused by the cartoon-dignity issue. Has anyone informed the Board that, for example, the cow and the ear of corn on the county flag are not a real cow or a real ear of corn super-glued onto the fabric of the flag but are, well, cartoon figures of a cow and a ear of corn? The difference between them and Dick Tracy is that Tracy has his own syndicated comic strip which has run daily for over seven decades. How is that a bad thing? You don’t think that the McHenry cow and ear of corn cartoons wouldn’t turn pro if they had the chance to appear on the comics page of the Southeast Haegers Bend Neighborhood Penny Shopper? On the other hand, having been raised on a farm, I do appreciate the sense of esteem intrinsic to bovines, which is, in turn, the basis of the old, well-known figure of speech, “As dignified as a herd of heifers.” []

Dick Tracy Honored As Patriot Of The Year

Dick Tracy not only appears on the cover of True American Magazine along with an article chronicling his quest for McHenry County Seal but has also been named Patriot of the Year by that journal.

Political analysts do not expect a significant increase in Tracy’s support to result from these honors he has long been popular among this voter segment. This latest round of accolades may, however, solidify his credentials to serve as a symbol of American government at the county level.

 

Dick Tracy County Seal Opposition Surfaces

Negative Campaign Linked To Long Time Dick Tracy Foes

Puzzled that the ascension of Dick Tracey to the post of McHenry County Seal had not been immediately and universally perceived as the obviously correct if not inspired choice, the Heck Of A Guy investigative staff went into full Dick Tracy mode themselves to track down those behind the anti-Tracy ads.

Billboards and other signs critical of Tracy’s candidacy began appearing in isolated patches throughout McHenry County in the past week. Some, like the example above focus on the presumed negative consequences were Tracy to become the official County Seal emblem.

The Mudflap Girl As County Seal Alternative

The Mudflap Girl As County Seal Alternative

Others offer alternatives to Tracy. While the Mudflap Girl would seem a hard sell in the case of McHenry County, she does unquestionably meet criteria for being easily and widely recognized. Still the timbre of the symbol suggests the funders might be involved in certain, less savory business categories.

Still other signs play on the viewer’s sympathies, nostalgia, and/or fear of change to blast Tracy. The above, crudely done specimen maligns the urban-based Dick Tracy as a bovine-bashing, corn-castigating, tradition-traducing architecturally elitist disrespecter of his fellow symbols.

Big Boy Anti-Tracy Sign

Big Boy Anti-Tracy Sign

It was a clue from the above illuminated message, ostensibly in support of two of the classic McHenry County icons, i.e., the pygmy cow and the colossal ear of corn, that broke the case.

The “Big Boy” referenced in the sign turns out to be the same Big Boy whose gang killed Tess Trueheart’s father, who hatched multitudes of criminal conspiracies, and who was one of Tracy’s primary enemies prior to his reported death in 1978.

And, indeed, the entire campaign has been funded by those miscreants found in Dick Tracy’s rouge’s gallery (many of whom were modeled on his fellow McHenry County citizens) and who were known by their deformities, such as Flattop Jones, a hitman with a large flat head. Other co-conspirators include The Blank, Pruneface, Shakey, Pear Shape, Upward Lee-Mobile, and Trendy.

That Tracy has acquired dozens of enemies, of course, is the direct result of his spending the past 76+ years tracking down and capturing or killing villains.

The multiplicity of lawbreaking opponents is directly proportional to Tracy’s successful career in law and order …

Gallery of Villains from Dick Tracy

… which makes each of those signs and each of those criminals another endorsement of

Dick Tracy For McHenry County Seal

Credit Due Department