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New & Improved Posts Featuring Leonard Cohen, A.E. Housman, And Joni Mitchell

In addition to creating new Heck Of A Guy entries, I spend a considerable amount of time and effort updating and revising already published posts. Most often, this involves routine tasks, such as correcting typos, replacing embedded videos that are no longer available, and re-coding dead links. More rarely, egregious errors are found and put right. The most recent example of this sort was a photo that should have featured A.E. Houseman that was actually a shot of his brother, Laurence Housman.

On occasion, however, I have the opportunity to substantially  improve a post, typically because new data or materials have become available.  Such is the case for at least  two posts, each of which is several years old.

Today’s post, indeed, is devoted to alerting readers to these newly refurbished classics.

A.E. Housman On Toads And Unicorns

Left to Right: Laurence Housman, A.E. Housman

OK, substituting a photo of A.E. Housman for the incorrectly labeled shot of his little bro, Laurence, probably doesn’t notably enhance the post, but this March 18, 2009 entry is worthwhile reading, regardless of whomever is portrayed in the picture.

The post spotlights two Housman poems, “The Use And Abuse Of Toads” and “Inhuman Henry or Cruelty to Fabulous Animals,” which are rarely found in Freshman English Lit anthologies or, in fact, rarely associated with A.E. Housman.  For starters, both are considered children’s literature.  But children’s verse, as practiced by the Brits, is a far cry from, say, the Walt Disney version of fairy tales. British poetry for children often has a – well, a vicious streak.

“The Use And Abuse Of Toads” resonates with sibling discord, internecine sadism, and collateral damage.  And, while “Inhuman Henry” has been (non-pejoratively) described as silly, it hardly seems random chance that Housman chose a lion and unicorn, heraldic emblems for England and Scotland and the objects of legions of literary allusions,  for his poetical menagerie. But, it is delightfully silly.

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A.E. Housman On Toads And Unicorns

Leonard Cohen, Ventures Induced To Enter Wrong Hall At 2008 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction

Cohen Turns Back - Gets Help

Leonard Cohen Heads To The Wrong Hall

When Leonard Cohen was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2008, the internet was awash in (much deserved) accolades and acclaim for the Canadian singer-songwriter. Here at Heck Of A Guy, however, I chose to focus on Cohen, along with The Ventures and John (Don’t Call Me “Cougar”) Mellencamp being run through a maze before being allowed on stage. The first shot fired was in the form of the extract below, addressed to those hosting t he show:

Unsolicited Advice To VH1-C Production Crew & Waldorf Event Planners

Here’s a wacky idea – what if, when the honorees leave the waiting area (AKA the Waldorf Hotel kitchen) to mount the stage, the direction to their mark on the stage were made clear? Now, no one enjoys slapstick antics, not unlike that practiced by the Keystone Cops in their heyday, more than me. Watching the Ventures mill about before someone standing idly by pointed them toward the stage was a hoot. Even watching my man, Leonard, walk through the door into the bright lights only to realize that he was face to face with the live and TV audience with no means of determining the correct route to the stage gave me a tiny jolt of Schadenfreude-infused delight. And, when I saw John Mellencamp nearly sprint the wrong way, toward the backstage area, … well, let’s just say, a knee was slapped and mirth prevailed. Heck, I’ll even admit to being a little disappointed when someone literally took Madonna’s arm to guide her to the stage.

Still, you might want to consider adding a navigational aid to assure that the show runs smoothly. I don’t see a need to pop for a GPS, but maybe you could – and I’m just blue-skying here – plant a big sign outside that door with an arrow pointing to the stage or instruct a flunky to stand outside the door through which the inductees enter and imitate a sign pointing unambiguously toward the stage.

 Part of Leonard Cohen’s journey that, with the kindness of strangers lurking in the hallway, ends up on the stage is shown above.

Now, this post (and the associated post dealing with Mellencamp) has been rendered even more entertaining with the addition of video clips (not available when this post was first published) showing  the actual wanderings of the stars.

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Leonard Cohen, Ventures Induced To Enter Wrong Hall At Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction
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Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell – Just One Of Those Things

Initially designated a “casual Saturday post,” this March 31, 2007 essay on the Leonard Cohen – Joni Mitchell relationship has not only evolved into a popular read but has also become a  frequently used reference.  Because of this continued interest in the topic, I’ve conscientiously revised and updated the post as new material becomes available.

Most recently, I’ve added material from Sweet Judy Blue Eyes – My Life In Music by Judy Collins (Crown Archetype, October 18, 2011) and replaced two audio tracks of Joni Mitchell singing “That Song About The Midway” and  “The Gallery,” both of which address her relationship with Leonard Cohen, with embedded videos of those songs.

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Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell – Just One Of Those Things


The Leonard Cohen – Madonna Comparison Chart

From Old Ideas To  Leonard Cohen VS Madonna

It started with me reading that Patrick Leonard contributed to  Leonard Cohen’s “Old Ideas” album. Mr Leonard is best known as Madonna’s producer on albums including “Like a Prayer” and “Ray of Light,” an association that called to mind the fact that both Madonna and Leonard Cohen were inducted into  the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2008.

Now, the induction of the Spin Doctor For The Apocalypse into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame triggered some concerns. Indeed, I thought it necessary at the time to publish a post warning

… fans [to] be alert to any signals that [Leonard Cohen]  has begun to assimilate, affecting those characteristics rampant in the (gated) communities of rock gods. Possible signs and symptoms follow:

  • He insists on calling his next tour “Leonardpalooza” (or the equally worrisome variation, “The Poetpalooza”)
  • He takes up the electric guitar, begins wearing some serious bling, refers to Jarkko and Anjani as his posse, and wonders aloud about the cost of giant flames, helicopter entries, and other stage effects.
  • He treats one of the paparazzi rudely, refusing to make him more than three muffins, a sandwich, and a cup of tea and then abruptly cutting off the impromptu photo shoot  after only two hours.
  • He does the traditional naked Rolling Stone cover shot (preceded by many others, most famously by John Lennon, most infamously by Rosario Dawson, Rose McGowan, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears, and most auspiciously by David Cassidy)
  • Like the others, he begins covering songs; like the others, he covers songs by Leonard Cohen
  • This time, instead of spending five years in a Zen monastery on Mount Baldy, he checks into a nicely appointed Rehab-Spa for five weeks

While  these concerns never manifested, they did apparently distract me from noticing – until now – the sage comparison of the Madonna and Leonard Cohen at Timberlake Speaks Out! But at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, so Very Few People Hear by Michael Swaim (Cracked, ):

The author wondered, as have we all, …

who was the most relevant, enduring, and important musician in Rock.

And after consideration, the author, again in concert with sentient music fans everywhere, came to this impasse:

Naturally, after long nights of flipping through my record collection and marveling at my own retro hipness, it always came down to two clear contenders: Leonard Cohen and Madonna. 

To reach a final decision, Mr Swaim devised the remarkable chart displayed below (click on chart to enlarge).

While I find this chart the most compelling element of the article, the entire piece is worth reading if only to assure that one is adequately prepared to hold up one’s end of the heated debates over the respective musical and poetic merits of Mr Cohen and Ms Madonna that inevitably break out during conversational lulls at local taverns, intermissions at the Met, halftimes of ACC basketball games,  between servings of  ribs at suburban neighborhood barbeques, and wherever/whenever music fans gather. 1

Michael Swaim’s article can be found at Timberlake Speaks Out! But at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, so Very Few People Hear.

 

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Other Leonard Cohen Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Posts


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  1. Readers of this ilk may also find How To Determine If You Are At A Bruce Springsteen Or A Leonard Cohen Concert useful in this respect. []

Leonard Cohen Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Encore And Heck Of A Guy Hiatus

DrHGuy & Duchess of Durham Nuptials Celebration

Friends and family are gathering for festivities this weekend commemorating my marriage to the Duchess of Durham last month (so much for those who said it wouldn’t last). It should be interesting. The Duchess’s favorite Leonard Cohen song is “Dance Me To The End Of Love” while I prefer “Do I Have To Dance All Night.”

In any case, preparing for the event and spending time with friends precludes creating new posts for a few days. As noted on the Cohen-mounted sign (adapted, of course, from an item found in the Dominique BOILE collection), Heck Of A Guy will be back in the blogging business by October 5, 2011.

To fill that fallow period until October 5, Heck Of A Guy offers a few blasts from the past to keep readers amused.

2008 Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Leonard Cohen Induction – Including The Lost In Space Episode

Still classy aftr all these years - Leonard Cohen highlights 2008 Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction

Today’s recommendation is the trilogy of posts dealing with Leonard Cohen’s 2008 entry into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, including a rare Leonard Cohen WTF moment that occurred as he (like The Ventures and John Mellencamp) tried negotiating the maze from the candidates’ waiting area to the stage. An excerpt follows:

Cohen Turns Back - Gets Help

Leonard Cohen WTF moment - Lost en route to Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame induction

 The captions below are, obviously, only my guesses about the thought process that went on following Leonard Cohen’s initial realization that he was adrift in the Waldorf’s own Bermuda Triangle.

From left to right: 1. “Why did entering the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame seem like a good idea?” 2. “If the stage isn’t to the right, it must be to the left” 3. “Well, if that’s the stage, I’m kinda disappointed in the turnout.”

The Leonard Cohen – 2008 Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction posts can be found at

 


Leonard Cohen To Receive Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award

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Leonard Cohen, Bobby Darin, David “Honeyboy” Edwards, Michael Jackson, Loretta Lynn, André Previn, and Clark Terry will each receive a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award at a  ceremony on Saturday, Jan. 30, 2010.

The official press release blurb, which, after the words, “With a career that has spanned four decades and 18 albums, singer/songwriter Leonard Cohen,” is mostly irrelevant except when it is in error (The Leonard Cohen World Tour began in eastern Canada a full 8 months before the February 2009 Beacon concert) follows:

With a career that has spanned four decades and 18 albums, singer/songwriter Leonard Cohen has worked with the likes of such artists as Elton John, Willie Nelson, Neil Diamond, and Iggy Pop. He has garnered a number of awards including an induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and just recently won a GRAMMY Award for his participation on the album Herbie Hancock: The Joni Letters, which won Album Of The Year at the 50th Annual GRAMMYs. This past February, Cohen launched an international tour that began with the reopening of the legendary New York City Beacon Theater.


Leonard Cohen, Ventures Induced To Enter Wrong Hall At 2008 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction

Leonard Cohen, Ventures, Madonna Compete In Pre-Induction Orienteering

Last night, almost two weeks after I posted my Notes On The 2008 Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction, I received a scurrilous email challenging a specific portion of my report generated from the television broadcast of the event. The contention references these incidents covered in this excerpt from my original post:

Bonus: Unsolicited Advice To VH1-C Production Crew & Waldorf Event Planners

Here’s a wacky idea – what if, when the honorees leave the waiting area (AKA the Waldorf Hotel kitchen) to mount the stage, the direction to their mark on the stage were made clear? Now, no one enjoys slapstick antics, not unlike that practiced by the Keystone Cops in their heyday, more than me. Watching the Ventures mill about before someone standing idly by pointed them toward the stage was a hoot. Even watching my man, Leonard, walk through the door into the bright lights only to realize that he was face to face with the live and TV audience with no means of determining the correct route to the stage gave me a tiny jolt of Schadenfreude-infused delight. And, when I saw John Mellencamp nearly sprint the wrong way, toward the backstage area, … well, let’s just say, a knee was slapped and mirth prevailed. Heck, I’ll even admit to being a little disappointed when someone literally took Madonna’s arm to guide her to the stage.

Still, you might want to consider adding a navigational aid to assure that the show runs smoothly. I don’t see a need to pop for a GPS, but maybe you could – and I’m just blue-skying here – plant a big sign outside that door with an arrow pointing to the stage or instruct a flunky to stand outside the door through which the inductees enter and imitate a sign pointing unambiguously toward the stage.

My intrepid correspondent, who apparently used a fake return address for the email, declared that he or she had watched that same VH1-Classic broadcast but had seen nothing that resembled the scenes I described.

Well, DrHGuy is at an awkward age where the possibilities of flashbacks from the 1960s and early onset dementia overlap, so a review of the TiVo recording of the ceremony was indicated. Upon discovering the anticipated answer – i.e., I was right,1 I decided that nothing would do but to document this finding (i.e., that I was, in a word, correct) with cutting edge technology: I took photos of the recorded telecast of the induction ceremony with my pocket digital camera. I’ll apologize now for the poor quality of the images, but the content is clear enough for our purposes, which is, again, to prove that I was right.

Setting The Stage

As far as I could determine, only the inductees entered the stage through the door from the waiting area (which was also in use as the hotel kitchen). Presenters, performers, and the others who appeared on stage arrived via other routes or, for all I know, were beamed up.

That door is marked in the two graphics that follow.

Stage Door - 3 Views

Point of entry for inductees - click on graphic for larger image

Stage Door - large view

Door from kitchen-waiting area to stage

The Ventures

Ventures Enter Wrong Hall

The Ventures are re-directed

Upon being introduced, the Ventures walked through the door – and realized they had no idea where the stage was located or where they were.

They first turned to a long hallway on their left. The dark figures in the hallway, also shown in the expanded portion of the graphic, were not, appearances notwithstanding, caught in media res during a murder by stabbing. The woman nearest the Ventures is intently gazing at the material in her hand (stage directions? show biz news? Cosmo?) and appears oblivious to the plight of the Surf Rock group while the figure behind her comes to the rescue, pointing the Ventures toward the stage.

Leonard Cohen

The photo sequence reveals Leonard Cohen’s circuitous route to the stage of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

Leonard Cohen Goes The Wrong Way

Leonard Cohen takes wrong turn en route to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Ever the independent spirit, Leonard breaks the pattern by first turning right (the wrong way) instead of the more common rotation left (also the wrong way).

The photo on the reader’s far right of that sequence is worth a closer, albeit blurry look because this may be the only instance I’ve seen of the unflappable Leonard Cohen2 approximating a WTF look – and even then, he infuses the momentary bafflement with a tonic dose of wry.

Leonard Cohen Has WTF Moment

Leonard Cohen has WTF moment

Cohen Turns Back - Gets Help

The captions below are, obviously, only my guesses about the thought process that went on following Leonard Cohen’s initial realization that he was adrift in the Waldorf’s own Bermuda Triangle.

From left to right: 1. “Why did entering the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame seem like a good idea?” 2. “If the stage isn’t to the right, it must be to the left” 3. “Well, if that’s the stage, I’m kinda disappointed in the turnout.”

 In the far right photo above, a shadowy figure is barely visible. Blowing up a view of that hallway and lighting up the area via software reveals two shadowy figures, a gentleman of significant stature standing behind a woman. It is the woman who helpfully points the way to the stage. While such assistance isn’t in the “Sisters of Mercy” category, I suggest it does qualify, as does the help received by the Ventures, for the Blanche DuBois Merit Badge bestowed for “the kindness of strangers.”

Leonard Cohen Gets Help - magnified
Leonard Cohen lent a helping hand – pointed toward stage

Given this cue, Leonard Cohen continues on to the stage with no further problems.

Leonard Cohen Redirects To Correct Hall

Leonard Cohen en route to stage for induction into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Madonna

The Material Girl encountered no navigational glitches. These were precluded by the galoot who was attached to her elbow from the time she left the waiting area until she was on the stairway leading to the stage.

Madonna Assisted

The Semi-conclusion

I contend that the examples of the Ventures and Leonard Cohen provide adequate proof of my original assertion that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees faced one final hurdle to claiming their reward – finding where the reward was hidden.

Nonetheless, I hope, if time permits, to also post the dogleg itinerary “Smokin’ John Mellencamp” took to the stage. Its didactic and entertainment value justify the effort.3


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  1. I know, how could I have doubted me? []
  2. Re unflappability, consider Cohen’s response to being threatened at gunpoint by Phil Spector as recounted in The Spector Tapes:

    Cohen would later recall how on one occasion in the studio Spector approached him with a bottle of Manischewitz (Jewish ceremonial wine) in one hand and a pistol in the other, placed his arm around Cohen’s shoulder, shoved the gun in his neck and said: ”Leonard, I love you.” Cohen, with admirable aplomb, moved the barrel away, saying: ”I hope you do, Phil.”

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  3. The portion of the recording that shows the final inductees, The Dave Clark Five, is unusable because of technical troubles. In any case, my recall is that they had no problem finding the stage. Perhaps they are navigational savants – or by the end of the show someone finally figured out out that, literally, “stage directions,” were required and consequently the DC5 were given a map. []

Notes On Notes On The 2008 Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which has almost nothing to do with this post

Emendations To Notes On The 2008 Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction

1. An exchange of email with my primary Cohenista contact, Dick Straub, who attended the 2008 Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony in New York, persuades me that the event was more enjoyable and entertaining live than than in its broadcast version. Of course, one also has to factor into that perceptual equation that Dick is approximately 11.57 times nicer than I am.1

Damien Rice and Leoanrd Cohen at Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction

Damien Rice and Leonard Cohen at Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction

2. I checked with a couple of music bloggers (who else is going to tune into VH1-C to watch the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony?) whose judgment I trust. Both assure me that Damien Rice’s rendition of Hallelujah was, in a word, “moving.” OK, I should have listened to the simulcast. I extend my apologies to Mr Rice and his many admirers, one of whom is pictured below, for yesterday’s comment that his performance was “pedestrian” and officially withdraw that evaluation.

As penance, I offer this video of Damien Rice’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame performance:


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  1. Given the niceness gap and the directly proportional difference in our respective tolerance levels, it is probably best, in a preservation of the cosmos sense, that Dick attends such affairs while I remain under social quarantine in northern Illinois. Besides, I suspect Dick looks better in a cummerbund than I do. []